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africandad:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

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One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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stonerthings:

From stoner to engineer real quick

stonerthings:

From stoner to engineer real quick

regalasfuck:

this is the realest shit ive seen in a while

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

homet0wn:

silly-luv:

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